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VERDE MARIA

Verde Maria4 oz fresh tomatillo juice*2 oz Honeydew Jalapeño #ElementShrub1/2oz fresh lime juice1 tsp horseradish-*Purée two to three tomatillos i...

SUN SALUTATION

1 1/2 oz Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Milk3/4 oz Pineapple Turmeric Element Shrub3/4 oz Fresh Orange Juice1/2 oz Grenadine1/4 oz Fresh Lemon JuiceTh...

IRISH LATTE

1 oz cold brew coffee1/2 oz Coffee Liqueur (@donciccioefigli)1/2 oz Honeydew Jalapeno Element Shrub1/4 oz Whiskey1/2 oz 1% milkdash of Aromatic Bi...

WATERMELON JALAPENO SPRITZ

3-4 oz watermelon juice1/2 oz Honeydew Jalapeño Element Shrub1/2 oz ginger beer

FREE SPIRITED SHIRLEY

A spicy, spirit free riff on the Shirley Temple. Ingredients:1oz Honeydew Jalapeno Element Shrub1oz grenadineTop with 3 oz club sodaInstructions:Ad...

SPICY SANGRIA

Patriotic Punch a.k.a. "Spicy Sangria" 4oz Vinho Verde1 oz Honeydew Jalapeno Element Shrub1/2oz @donciccioefigli MandarinettoSqueeze of limeWaterme...

PINEAPPLE REFRESHER

Photo and Recipe Credit: @balancewithb

UP ALL NIGHT

A unique, keep you up all night, zero-proof cocktail

PINEAPPLE MIMOSA

This twist on a classic might be the tastiest (and healthiest) mimosa you have ever had

THE INVERTED CHAMPAGNE COCKTAIL

The classic Champagne cocktail flipped on its head

RAY OF SUNSHINE

Sunshine in liquid form

PARADISE NEGRONI A.K.A. TIKI-GRONI

A paradise twist on the white negroni

SOLAR ECLIPSE

A yellow twist on the last word

SKINNY PINA COLADA

Photo/Recipe Credit: LaShawn B. @Sip.Ponder.Repeat.

SPICED PINEAPPLE TURMERIC RUM PUNCH

Recipe & Photo Credit: @colljeffers

RUM PUNCH FOR BRUNCH

Photo and Recipe Credit: @salttoothslc

PINEAPPLE RUM PUNCH

This is a recipe collaboration with our partner: Twist Your Spirits. Photography by @apartmentbartender

GARDEN G&T

Recipe and Photo Credit: @colljeffers

DIRTY MARTINI

A spicy riff on the dirty martini

HONEYDEW LIST

Photo & Recipe Credit: @Sashadallasgirl

IMMA LET YOU FINISH

Photo/Recipe Credit: Jason P. @barrelageddad

PEPPER PALOMA

Photo / Recipe Credit: Andy W. @liquorary.

HONEYDEW DAIQUIRI

A delicious sweet and spicy daiquiri

JALAPENO MARGARITA

Recipe and photo credit: @suburban_speakeasy

ROSANNA

Photo / Recipe Credit: @cocktail_chris

MATCHA LEMON SHRUB SMOOTHIE

  1/2 oz Lemon Mint Element Shrub1 tsp matcha green tea powder4-5 pieces of fresh pineapple1/2 cup coconut waterA bunch of fresh mint leavesA bunc...

LEMON MINT REFRESHER

  1 oz Lemon Mint Element Shrub1 oz Fresh Cucumber Juice3 oz Seltzer water Garnish with Rosemary  

CUCUMBER COLLINS

1 1/2 oz fresh, strained cucumber juice3/4 oz Lemon Mint Element Shrub Add ingredients above to a cocktail shaker. Shake until chilled. Pour into a...

MINDFULLY MATCHA

Credit: @10thavenuetea

PURPLE MAGIC

This TWO ingredient drink is the perfect showstopper for any party, wedding or event and it is SO easy to make. You can make it with or without boo...

LAVENDER LEMONADE

Photo/Recipe Credit: Lauren J. @adashofcinema

TEXAS PALOMA

Photo / Recipe Credit: Sasha S. @sashadallasgirl.

SPA SOUR

A whiskey sour, without the whiskey. 2 oz fresh pineapple juice1 oz Lemon Mint Element Shrub3/4 oz fresh celery juice1/2 pineapple gomme syrupAdd a...

LEMON MINT MIMOSA

Photo and Recipe: @apartment_bartender

DONT DRINK YELLOW SNOW

2oz bourbon1oz Lemon Mint Element Shrub1/2oz maple syrup1 snowball

SMOKED AMARETTO SOUR

Credit: @modernbarcart @luxardousa

SPRING TIME

Photo and Recipe Credit: @barrelageddad

JAPANESE GIN SOUR

1 1/2 oz cold-brewed soba (or buckwheat) tea1 oz gin1/2 oz Lemon Mint Element Shrub1/4 oz Ginger liqueur 1/4 oz maple syrupA sprig of fresh mintCo...

PENULTIMATE

Credit: @mmydrinks

RHUBARB MINT JULEP

A SEASONAL GIN TWIST ON THE CLASSIC MINT JULEP 2 OZ GIN1/2 OZ RHUBARB SIMPLE SYRUP1/2 OZ LEMON MINT ELEMENT SHRUB3 TO 4 FRESH MINT LEAVESGENTLY MU...

EYE OF THE STORM

Credit: @luxardousa

SPICY MOJITO

Fresh mint leavesFresh limes, quartered1/2 oz. Lemon Mint Element Shrub1/4 oz. Honeydew Jalapeno Element Shrub1/2 oz. simple syrup1 1/2 oz. Overpr...

SPICY MOJITO

Fresh mint leavesFresh limes, quartered1/2 oz. Lemon Mint Element Shrub1/4 oz. Honeydew Jalapeno Element Shrub1/2 oz. simple syrup1 1/2 oz. Overpr...

LAVENDAR & LEMON GIN FIZZ

2 oz gin1 oz Lemon Mint Element Shrub1/2 oz simple1/4 oz Creme de VioletteLavender bitters1 egg white3-4 oz Lemon Mint Element Shrub & ClubAdd...

LEMON MINT SHRUB PANCAKES

We followed @marthastewart's pancake recipe with a few modifications: Half the sugarUsed Almond milk instead of cow's milkAdded lemon juice and le...

MATCHA MOJITO

Ingredients:1.5 oz white rum1 oz Lemon Mint Element Shrub1/4 oz fresh lime juice2 oz cold-brewed matcha tea10 mint leaves muddledInstructions:Mudd...

WATERMELON LEMON MINT SPRITZER

One of our kids favorite drinks and perfectly refreshing for summer or any time you need a micro-vacation

DECADENT MANHATTAN

Credit: @liquorary

FALLING LEAVES

1 oz fresh grapefruit juice1/2 oz Blood Orange Saffron Element Shrub1/2 oz cinnamon bark syrupTop with seltzerAlternatively, you can just use our ...

CREAMSICLE FLIP

1 oz silver tequila1 oz Blood Orange Saffron Element Shrub1 oz Finocchietto (fennel liqueur)1 egg white Add all ingredients to a shaker without ic...

SHRUB ME ONCE, SHRUB ME TWICE

Photo/Recipe Credit: Sasha S. @Sashadallasgirl

MRS RAMOS

Photo/Recipe Credit: Casey C. @Littlelibations

VINEGRONI

VI-NEGRONI A negroni with a shrub twist. Vinegar + Negroni = The Vi-negroni. Get it? 1 oz gin1 oz Campari1/2 oz Blood Orange Saffron Element Shrub...

DRUMPF SOUR

1 1/2 oz white whiskey1 oz Blood Orange Saffron Element Shrub1/4 oz cinnamon bark syrup (I used the @deathandconyc recipe)Orange BittersGarnish wi...

PURPLE LEMONADE

  4 oz Lemonade1oz Blueberry Rosemary Element Shrub1/4 tsp Butterfly Pea Flower (mixed with 1oz water)

MAMA'S MOCKTAIL

PHOTO/RECIPE: @MAMMASMOCKTAILS

ROSEMARY'S REMEDY

PHOTO/RECIPE CREDIT: GARRET @THEGAMEOLOGIST

ENDLESS SUMMER

1 oz Lillet Blanc1 oz gin1/2 oz Blueberry Rosemary Element Shrub1 1/2 inch cube of watermelon Muddle watermelon and add other ingredients to a sha...

RED WHITE & BLUEBERRY

2 oz fresh watermelon juice1 oz white rum 3/4 oz Blueberry Rosemary Element Shrub Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake and serve up. OR...

VERUCA'S SOUR

PHOTO & RECIPE CREDIT: Paula (@thebitterfairy)

THE SMOKY COCONUT

Credit: @lyondistilling @laphoraig @glossops

HOUSE OF (ANGOSTURA) BLUES

1 oz Blueberry Rosemary Element Shrub1/2 oz Angostura aromatic bitters (yes! a full 1/2 oz)2-3 oz ginger beerPour over ice and stir. Garnish with ...

RED WHITE AND BLUEBERRY

An Independence Day inspired mocktail using our summer seasonal blueberry rosemary shrub

WATERMELON MARGARITA

A smoky, summery riff on the margarita

TOGETHER WE ARE BETTER

Credit: @luxardousa

TOGETHER WE ARE BETTER

Credit: @luxardousa

PARADISE HANGOVER CURE

2 oz coconut water1 oz Chai Pear Element ShrubAromatic bittersThis also works equally well with our Pineapple Turmeric Shrub.

PARADISE HANGOVER CURE

2 oz coconut water1 oz Chai Pear Element ShrubAromatic bittersThis also works equally well with our Pineapple Turmeric Shrub.

SMOKED AND SPICED IN PARADISE

3oz - Lapsang souchong tea3oz - coconut water 1oz - Chai Pear Element Shrub1 frozen banana (the riper the better).Brew a cup of lapsang souchong (...

SPICED GREYHOUND

Spiced Greyhound.An autumn twist on the summer classic1 1/2 oz vodka 3/4 oz Chai Pear Element Shrub4 oz fresh grapefruit juiceBuild each drink in ...

REPOSADO REVIVER

3/4 oz reposado tequila (we used Azunia)3/4 oz Chai Pear Element Shrub3/4 oz Finocchietto (Fennel Liqueur)1/2 oz CointreauAdd all ingredients to a...

SPICED PEACH JULEP

1/2 a peach2 oz bourbon1/2 oz Chai Pear Element Shrub1/2 oz Trees Knees Spicy Maple (@bushwick_kitchen)Squeeze of LemonMuddle 1/2 a peach with a f...

DOUBLE RYE APPLE PIE

2 oz rye whiskey3/4 oz Chai Pear Element Shrub3/4 oz orgeat3/4 oz caraway simple syrup Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Serve up. Garnish...

THE SWEET TART

1 1/2 oz Barrel-Aged Gin1 1/2 oz Blood Orange Juice3/4 oz Chai Pear Element ShrubFrontier BittersAdd ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake and s...

WINTER VEIL

1 1/4 oz barrel aged gin (we used @kodistilling)1 oz lapsang souchong (smoky) tea simple syrup*1/2 oz Chai Pear Element Shrub1 oz almond milk*Make...

SOUNDS LIKE WINTER, TASTES LIKE SPRING

1 oz Tom Cat gin1/2 oz Chai Pear Element Shrub1/2 oz vanilla Riesling simple from @hollywdvixen1/2 oz fresh grapefruit juiceAdd all ingredients to...

DRY PEAR SPRITZ

Photo / Recipe Credit:@lyresspiritco @fevertreemixers

POISED BY NATURE

PHOTO/COPY/RECIPE CREDIT: @KEEPITCRAFTED

SPICED PALOMA

A spiced paloma riff (without booze) with an herbal twist.

RED TEA TODDY

South African Rooibos Red Tea pears (get it?!) perfectly with our Chai Pear Shrub

SHRUB MULE

1 1/2 oz vodka1 oz Ginger Lime Element Shrub1/2 oz fresh lime juiceTop with 3 oz club soda

SIMPLE & REFRESHING

                            Ingredients: 1 oz Ginger Lime Element Shrub1 oz parsley simple syrup*5 oz lime La Croix sparkling waterInstructions:Pa...

THE TEA TOTALER

A perfectly balanced, spiritfree drink with a wonderful umami feel to it

PEACH BELLINI

A Sunday brunch classic with a sweet and savory #spiritfr

THE HAPPY TRAIL

#spiritfree, clarified milk punch riff on the fuzzy navel

SUMMER FEELINGS

A wonderful spiritfree cocktail with peach, lavender and lemon

FALL BEETS

A great hearty and earthy zero proof fall cocktail

FIVE ELEMENT SALAD

(Serves 4)For the toasted walnuts½ cup walnutsA pinch of cayenne¼ tsp salt1 tbsp maple syrupFor the roasted root vegetables1 ½ cups of root vegeta...

LEMON MINT PESTO PIZZA

Pesto: Mix of fresh arugula, basil and mintPine nutsLemon Mint Element ShrubOlive oilGarlicSaltParmesan Pizza: Lemon mint pesto baseProsciuttoFigs...

LEMON MINT SHRUB YOGURT POPSICLES

Recipe (makes 10 shrub-sicles):2 1/2 cups plain yogurt1/2 cup Lemon Mint Element ShrubZest of three lemons2 tablespoons fresh chopped mint leaves1...

PULLED PORK WITH PINEAPPLE BBQ SAUCE AND APPLE JICAMA SLAW

Sweet and Tangy BBQ Sauce

ROASTED CARROTS

Asian inspired roasted carrots

PINEAPPLE TURMERIC BBQ SAUCE

Made with three of our favorite (local to us) ingredients

PINEAPPLE TURMERIC PEANUT NOODLES

The tart and bright pineapple turmeric shrub pair perfectly with the savory, rich peanut noodles

PINEAPPLE MISO SALMON GLAZE

A delicious sweet and sour marinade for salmon

GRAPEFRUIT VANILLA GREYHOUND

2 oz vodka (We used McClintock Distilling)1 oz Grapefruit Vanilla Element ShrubTop with seltzerBuild the drink in a glass full of ice. Top with se...

GRAPEFRUIT ROSEMARY SPIRITFREE

•1 1/2oz Grapefruit Vanilla Element Shrub•3/4oz rosemary simple syrup•Juice from 1/2 a lemon•4-5oz of club soda

PADDINGTON

Sort of a "London Fog" meets "Citrus Creamsicle". 1 cup hot water1 Earl Grey Tea Bag2 healthy tbsps bitter orange marmalade2 tbsp Grapefruit Vanill...

GRAPEFRUIT VANILLA WAFFLES

Try these homemade Liege waffles with grapefruit vanilla (shrub) maple syrup, Greek yogurt and fresh black berries..Mix 3 parts Grapefruit Vanilla...

GRAPEFRUIT VANILLA SORBET

This sorbet (no cream or eggs - so it is healthy) has a wonderful richness and warmth to it thanks to the vanilla. The grapefruit shrub has just t...

WEEKEND AMBITION

2 oz Mezcal3/4 oz Cynar3/4 oz Grapefruit Vanilla Element ShrubNote: C3 is an artichoke liqueur similar to Cynar.Add all three ingredients to a mixi...

MEZCAL LAST WORD

1 oz mezcal1 oz Aperol1 oz elderflower liqueur1 oz Grapefruit Vanilla Element Shrub Add all ingredients to a mixing glass with ice. Stir and strai...

FROSÉ

3 1/2 oz Rosé Champagne3/4 oz Grapefruit Vanilla Element Shrub1/2 simple syrup1/4 oz fresh blood orange juice Similar to the Frosé but without the...

IRISH MULE

2 oz Irish whiskey - 3oz if you are Irish3/4 oz Grapefruit Vanilla Element Shrub3/4 oz smoky honey ginger simple* 1/4 oz fresh lime juicetop with g...

FALL SAUCE

1 1/2 oz Ruby Red Grapefruit Moonshine1 oz Pear water*3/4 oz Grapefruit Vanilla Element ShrubSeveral dashes of Orange Spice (We used @rootbitters)...

FOUR TRICK PONY

Recipe / Photo Credit: Sasha S. @sashadallasgirl

SUN CHIMES

Recipe by: @quixologist

THE VELVETEEN RUBY

Photo Photo / Recipe Credit: @sashadallasgirl

GRAPEFRUIT BRÛLÉE

Imagine a grapefruit creamsicle meets crème brûlée in liquid form.

ZERO PROOF IRISH WHISKEY

A zero proof riff on an Irish Whiskey (without the whiskey)

PAMPLEMOUSSE 75

A grapefruit twist on the French 75

GRR. GRAPEFRUIT

If you love grapefruit you'll think this is grrrrreat!

SPARKLING BOG

Recipe / Photo Credit: Casey C. @littlelibations.

THE MERRY BERRY

Photo/Recipe Credit: Sasha S. @SashaDallasGirl

THANKS MOM

This is a fantastic spirit-free drink for Mother's Day or any other day of the year. Cheers to all the moms out there! 1 oz cold-brewed chry...

SHRUB AND CHAMPAGNE

1 1/2 oz Honey Infused Vodka1/2 oz Cranberry Hibiscus Element Shrub1/2 oz basil simple1/2 oz fresh grapefruit juiceTop with sparkling wine Add all...

CRANBERRY SMASH

Ingredients:5 cranberries5 fresh sage leaves1 1/2 oz reposado tequila 3/4 oz Cranberry Hibiscus Element Shrub3/4 oz simple syrup1/4 oz fresh lime ...

STARRY NIGHT

3/4 oz gin1/4 oz sage infused gin 1/2 oz rosé simple syrup3/4 oz Cranberry Hibiscus Element Shrub Muddle a few leaves of fresh sage in a shaker. A...

MONTEZUMA'S BLESSING

1 1/2 oz mezcal3/4 oz Cranberry Hibiscus Element Shrub1/2 oz black pepper simple syrupSeveral dashes of chocolate bittersShake until thoroughly ch...

SMOKY BERRY

1 oz whiskey 3/4 oz Cranberry Hibiscus Element Shrub1/4 oz Creme de CassisSplash of soda2 dashes angostura bitters Combine dewars, Cranberry Hibis...

THE CLIMBING IVY

2 oz gin3/4 oz Cranberry Hibiscus Element Shrub1/2 oz honey ginger syrup1/2 lime juice Combine all ingredients in a shaker and shake vigorously. T...

CRANBERRY RUM JULEP

2 oz white rum3/4 oz Cranberry Hibiscus Element Shrub3/4 oz brown sugar simple syrup3-4 fresh mint leavesSqueeze of limeFresh mint for garnish.

SHRUB-A-BUB-BUB

PHOTO/RECIPE CREDIT: @SIP.PONDER.REPEAT

CRANBERRY MINT MARGARITA

1 1/2 oz silver tequila1 oz Cranberry Hibiscus Element Shrub1/4 oz mint simple syrupAdd all ingredients to a shaker.Shake with ice and strain over...

CRANBERRY HIBISCUS SWIZZLE

Recipe / Photo: @liquorary

CRANBERRY HIBISCUS SHRUB SPARKLER

Recipe / Photo Credit: @colljeffers

CRANBERRY HIBISCUS MARGARITA

2 oz silver tequila1/2 oz Cointreau3/4 oz Cranberry Hibiscus Element Shrub3/4 oz fresh lime juice.Shake all ingredients with ice and strain. I pre...

CRANBERRY COSMO

1 1/2 oz basil infused vodka3/4 oz Cranberry Hibiscus Element Shrub1/2 oz orange liqueur1/2 oz fresh lime juiceAdd all ingredients to a cocktail s...

CRANBERRY BOURBON SOUR

Photo / Recipe Credit: @a.smithbowman

CORNMEAL PANCAKES WITH A SMOKED BLUEBERRY ROSEMARY SAUCE

1 cup cornmeal1/4 cup whole wheat flour1 1/4 cup 1% milk2 tbsp Blueberry Rosemary Element Shrub1 egg1 tbsp baking powder1 tbsp baking soda1/2 tbsp ...

COOL HAND CUKE

Sort of a “Collins” meets a “Mojito” but without the booze and with a little more herbaceous goodness. 3 oz fresh cucumber juice1 oz fresh lime jui...

CHUTES AND LADDERS

A drink made with uppers and downers. 2 oz unsweetened cold brew coffee1 1/2 oz vodka 3/4 oz Grapefruit Vanilla Element Shrub1/2 oz simple syrupSev...

CHRISTMAS MANHATTAN

2 oz fig-infused Rye Whiskey3/4 oz Chai Pear Element ShrubSeveral dashes chocolate bitters Add all ingredients to a mixing glass with ice. Stir an...

CHIM-CHIM-CHURRI

A savory spiritfree inspired by chimichurri .. yeah it's a little weird but kind of awesome.

CHAI SEVEN-TEA FIVE

Recipe & Photo Credit: @thesharedsip

CHAI PEAR SHRUB SOUR

Photo and recipe credit: @colljeffers

CHAI PEAR PEACH SALAD

One of my favorite salads for summer and something that is great to bring to a BBQ. As a bonus, the shrub (vinegar) will preserve the fruit and ke...

CHAI PEAR LEMONADE

1 1/2 oz Gin (or Bourbon)3/4 oz Chai Pear Element Shrub3 oz Lemonade**You can use store bought (super easy) or mix your own. If you mix your own, ...

CHAI PEAR DAIQIRI

2 oz white rum1 oz lime juice1/2 oz Chai Pear Element Shrub1/2 oz simple syrupInstructions:Add all ingredients to a blender with some ice and blen...

CHAI PEAR BOURBON ICE CREAM

Photo / Recipe Credit: @curt_aikens

CHAI PEAR BANANA DAIQUIRI

This is a dangerously delicious drink. 1 1/2 oz dark rum1 oz Chai Pear Element Shrub3 oz coconut water1 frozen banana (the riper the better)1 cup ...

CHAI PEAR + PUMPKIN BUTTER MARSHMALLOWS + HOT CHOCOLATE

Photo / Recipe Credit:@cocomama

CARROT, CHERRY & CHAI PEAR MUFFINS

Did you know that when you use vinegar and baking soda together, it creates carbon dioxide, which makes muffins, cakes and pancakes fluffier? That...

CAPITOL COSMO

1 1/2 oz vodka1 oz Cranberry Hibiscus Element Shrub1/3 oz orange liqueurSqueeze of lime  

CAMP FIRE

Photo / Recipe Credit:@megthebartender(thanks Meg!) who picked it up from @barproductscom

BRUNCH DRINKS

A slightly tart, sweet & rich brunch cocktail that's perfectly refreshing

BLUEBERRY ROSEMARY GIN SOUR

PHOTO/RECIPE CREDIT: PAULA. (@THEBITTERFAIRY)

BLUE-VARDIER

BBlue-vardierA shrubby riff on the Boulevardier1 1/2 oz oz rye whiskey (we used @catoctincreek)1 oz Campari1/2 oz Blueberry Rosemary Element Shrub...

BLUE GIN-GER

1 oz gin3/4 oz Blueberry Rosemary Element Shrub1 oz elderflower liqueur1 oz ginger beer Add the first three ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ...

BLOOD ORANGE SAFFRON CHIMICHURRI

This recipe is courtesy of our friends at The Village Sweet Bakery

BLOOD ORANGE FIZZ

A zero-proof riff on a Ramos gin fizz but without the gin

BITTERSWEET COFFEE SPIRITFREE

Photo & Recipe Credit: @liquorary & @beautifulpaper

BEEZ NUTS

A riff on the Bees Knees using orgeat and our lemon mint shrub

BEAR IN THE NIGHT MEADOW

PHOTO/RECIPE: Paula  @thebitterfairy

BABY BROTHER

A smoky, less boozy, Manhattan riff

AUBURN AMBITIONS

Photo/Recipe Credit: Sasha S. @sashadallasgirl

APRIL SHOWERS

Recipe/Photo Credit: Casey C. @littlelibations

APPLE. FENNEL & CUMIN

This (low ABV) cocktail was inspired by a roast chicken dish my wife made using apple sauce, fennel and cumin as the marinade.Here is the cocktail...

AMARO ECLIPSE

3/4 oz Pineapple Turmeric Element Shrub3/4 oz Suze3/4 oz yellow chartreuse3/4 oz ginger liqueur (We used @barrowsintense)Add all ingredients to a ...

V-DAY MULE

A spiritfree, valentine's riff on the Moscow mule.

A SUMMER'S DAY IN FEBRUARY

A tasty tart and rich cocktail perfect for summer

THYME FOR A PALOMA

A savory and spicy twist on the Paloma

BLUE JACKET

A delicious riff on the yellow jacket using our blueberry rosemary shrub

BLUE BANANA

Recipe / Photo Credit: Jason P. @barrelageddad